Knight and Day is currently making the rounds on the billboards and buses of the UK. I'm no fan of Tom Cruise, and I certainly don't have much time even for his acclaimed performances such as his turn in Magnolia. For all intents and purposes his new film appears to have no ambition, other than to be a mild summer distraction. It doesn't look promising, and I don't really care for his co-star Cameron Diaz. But, I'm actually rather glad that determiningly average blockbuster fare still gets produced, rather than the barrage of 'event-pictures' that land each year. That said, seeing the Cruiser's creepy face pop up surrounded by explosions then racing off with Diaz had me recoiling in my cinema seat when watching the trailer earlier this year.
Instead, the most notable aspect of the film, for me, is its title: Knight and Day. Its a decidedly meaningless name, with a mild pun that could connote the overview of countless films. In fairness it has the semblance of meaning, as oppose to say, Made of Honour, which, I recall Mark Kermode asking with genuine sincerity something like: "does it mean anything? I don't think it does, but have I missed it?". What I really like is the the overworked word of Knight. A quick look at Imdb reveals numerous punning Knight films, such as: Knight Moves (1992) (its about chess duh!), Bachelor Knight (1947) (a retitling of The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer), A Knight in Camelot (1998), Street Knight (1993), Knight Club (2001) (looks particularly bad!), Devil's Knight (2003), there's also a load of 40s and 50s cartoons that use the pun, which points to the simplistic sophistication it carries. Unfortunately, this quick look hasn't brought up any Knight films with lead actors having Knight as their surname, that would underline the point almost too well!
When I first read about Tom Cruise's new film I thought about my favourite director Michael Powell. Prior to becoming a director, Powell worked doing pretty much every small job in cinema that could possibly be paid for. In the mid-1920s he took a job re-editing foreign silent films for the English market, one such film was A Knight In London (1928). Powell writes (or should that be knights?):
The film was screened. It starred Lilian Harvey and Robin Irvine and was directed by Lupa Pick. It was a comedy, a thin one, even its title, A Knight in London seemed to apologise for it. I could almost hear the pun being explained to its German producers: "Knight - keine Nacht ist, aber A Night in London ist nicht gut. Mit 'k' ist besser fur England." Then, desperately: It's a joke!" The polite blank faces nod hopefully. It is an English joke.
from page 194 of A Life in Movies.
What I like about this, is the sheer thinness of the joke, a play on the word night, that would require either a painfully literal film about a Knight, or a title that bears no relation to the content. In either case, ones expectations would be lowered. Who would honestly expect much from a film with a modern day setting which uses the word Knight in the title? Knightriders (1981) is the only one I'll excuse. I mean c'mon, knights on drag bikes, that's both literal and ridiculous. Not particularly funny, but at least it doesn't follow this synopsis:
June Havens finds her everyday life tangled with that of a secret agent who has realized he isn't supposed to survive his latest mission...
Knight and Day, at the level of its title is fails to be appropriate, funny, literal or diverting. Which all brings me back to my initial point, that the title of the film is the most interesting aspect about the film, by way of being anonymous. Good job!
