Tuesday 25 May 2010

Great Movie Writing

This entry is an excuse to hold on to someone else's brilliant blog post. The original is at Media Slog, at this link: http://www.cneil.com/2009/05/most-impressive-line-of-prose-in-movie.html. So I can't take any credit.

The Most Impressive Line of Prose in a Movie Review

Brandon Fibbs wrote the following lines in a movie review:

This is another of those movies in which one character says the inevitable line, "You’re the most interesting person I’ve ever met" despite the fact that there is nothing whatsoever in the script to support the claim. Just once, I want that line to be uttered in a movie about a mid-19th century Amazon explorer who lost one of his arms to ravenous piranha and the other to pigmy cannibals and still managed to climb Mount Kilimanjaro blindfolded and backwards while wearing a tutu. Instead, it’s nearly always applied to exceedingly drab, near 30-something-year-old men wallowing in life’s doldrums and dead end jobs with absolutely zero ambition.

Writing just doesn't get any better than that.

This appeared in a review for an R-rated movie that I haven't seen and don't particularly want to publicize. However, I reckon you can search for it on his site.

Brandon Fibbs.com


Good? Average? Too Charlie Brooker? I liked it anyway.

Wednesday 19 May 2010

The Mighty George Carlin

George Carlin was a great comedian. I didn't know him for stand up as I don't think he was really that well known for it in the UK. He'll always be Rufus from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure for me I suppose. Actually, you soon forget that admittedly brilliant film when you watch some of his stand up. Besides, as good as it is, his famous routine Seven Words You Can't Say on TV doesn't really play in the UK since you can hear them all occasionally. I don't think they have a watershed period on US TV, no wonder then that their top sitcoms can inoffensively run on UK TV at 7am in the morning.

Anyway, George Carlin died in Autumn 2008 at the age of 71, but it's never too late to try out his wonderful comedy, that mixes an anti-authority stance with terrific word play and speaking rhythms. While it is sad in hindsight, Carlin agreed in late 2007 to an extensive interview of his career. This remarkable interview is on You Tube in about 7 parts, and runs nearly three hours, it really is a mammoth trawl through his life. So here it is.

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TWO and THREE


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SEVEN